So you've examined the dizzying array of sex toys available, and after long deliberation you've decided on a vibrator?  Congratulations!  You're in for a lot of fun!

But not so fast there, bucko.  You've still got some big decisions to make, because vibrators come in a huge range of sizes, styles and vibrating options.  You want to make sure that you pick a toy that meets your expectations for form, function, safety and durability. 

Let's discuss the options, shall we?


Traditional Vibrators

Vibes in this category consist of nearly endless variations on the traditional torpedo shape.  They are great choices for those who want the versatility to go from vaginal stimulation to clit stimulation and back again.  Keep in mind that these vibes are not appropriate for use in the ass; instead, choose one designed specifically for anal stimulation (see category below).

*Heartbreaker features a durable silicone exterior and a high-quality motor for long-lasting fun.

*Classic design, affordability and an oh-so-smooth exterior make Misty a toy that has a place in every toy box. 

*Cute, soft and non-representational, Little Softy Smoothy would be a wonderful choice for a beginner.

Dual Action ("Rabbit") Vibrators

These toys are known for having double the fun:  one vibrator buzzes merrily on the clit while another stimulator pleasures the g-spot.  Often these toys feature cute animal shapes such as bunnies, dolphins or whimsical creatures.  Most have separate controls for clitoral vibrations and vaginal vibration and/or rotation. 

*Cute bunny ears and rotating beads ramp up the fun of the Krystal Wabbit.

*Paul and Paulina features clitoral and g-spot stimulators that look like smiling cartoon worms.  Cute!

*If you're not so sure about wee animals on your vibe, try the non-representational G-Spot Squirmy.  A silicone outer sleeve makes this vibe easy to keep clean.

Clitoral Vibrators

Sometimes you just need a toy that stimulates the clitoris.  These vibes are known for having power far beyond what you'd expect from their diminutive size.  Hold a tiny vibe against the clit during intercourse, or tuck one into a harness during strap-on fun. 

*Luxury, power and a plug-in recharger make the Lelo Lily a wonderful choice for clitoral stimulation.

*The Micro Bullet packs huge power into a tiny package.  Perfect for use during intercourse.

*Let your fingers do the walking on the clit or for all-over massage.  The Fingertip Vibe puts the buzz right at your fingertips.

G-Spot Vibrators 

Interested in exploring the intense pleasures of the g-spot?  Then you need a vibe with a curve designed to stimulate that lovely vaginal location.  Some women like a softer vibe for internal use, while others find that a firmer material will provide stronger pressure on the g-spot. 

*The Slimline G-Spot's curve puts the buzz right on the g-spot.

*Pair the super-powerful Magic Wand with a special G-Spot Attachment for explosive stimulation.

*Quality construction and a silicone surface make Patchy Paul an excellent choice.

Anal Vibrators 

These toys are especially made for giving pleasure to the ass.  Often they are curved so as to hit the prostate or the g-spot (oh yes, g-spot stimulation is fantastic through the ass).  Any toy meant for the ass should be used with a high-quality lube, as the bottom produces no lube on its own. 

A good anal vibe should have a wide,flared base so that the toy cannot slip entirely inside the rectum.  Traditional vibes are NOT designed for anal use.  The ass creates a certain degree of suction which tends to pull toys in; this effect can be particularly apparent when hands are covered with lube and emotions are running (shall we say) very high.  Stick with a vibe designed for the ass to avoid any troubles.

*Designed primarily for men, the silicone Pandora features a strong vibe and a sturdy handle to help with insertion and removal.

*The Silicone Tush Toy Olivia can be used as a vibrating anal plug or (with the outer skin removed) as a strong bullet vibrator.

*A wide controller base makes the Pleasure Beads safe for use in the bottom.

Discreet Vibrators

Small enough or cute enough (or both!) to avoid unnecessary notice, these tiny toys still give a powerful buzz.  Keep one in your purse for slow days at the office, or travel with one in your checked luggage (remove batteries first) for pleasure on a trip.  No need to hide these toys!

*Baby Bug Mini might possibly be the cutest vibe ever, and it is compact enough to carry every day.

*With its tiny head and hand-held controller, the Holly Vibe will fit easily between bodies during intercourse.

*Leave I Rub My Duckie on the side of the tub.  Since it looks like a bath toy, no one will give it a second glance.

Now that you know a little about the different types of vibes available, you'll be able to decide which one is right for you.  Or if they all look good, how about one of each? 

Enjoy shopping for your brand new buzzy friend, and don't forget to add a bottle of lube to your purchase to get the very most out of your toy.